Quotes From an 8 Year Old

"Do you have any jobs you can pay me to do? I am saving up to buy an ipod touch. I can come to your apartment and clean your dishes. I am really good at that. I can mop your floor, but I won't clean it. I will just swoosh the water around because I like to play with water ya know?"

"How come men always wave and blow kisses at you when we are together?"

Me- "They do? I haven't ever noticed that before."

"That man the other day in the van did it. I think you should take advantage of it and get a boyfriend out of it."

Me- "Oh, you mean the 60 year old man with the yamaka on?"