Summer vs. Winter

Best Things About Summer

Beautiful Flowers
Sprinklers on lawns
Sun sets late
People exercise, play, and cook outside
Good smells
Driving with the windows open
Stepping out of a cold movie theater at night and feeling the heat of the outdoors
The Beach
Central Park
Free Concerts
Thunder Storms


Bad Things About Winter

Dry skin, lips, and inside of your nose
danger of snow and ice while driving and walking
everyone stays inside
always need to bundle up
hard to get out of bed in the morning
Getting sick

One of My Favorite Hobbies

One of the best things in life is playing tricks on people when they sleep. This is quite ironic because I have been named "the devil" several times in my life. I can't seem to get it together when I wake up, or worse...YOU WAKE ME!

Here are some sleepers that I have laughed at...

Common Movie Plots

• Getting to know the outcast
• Two people hating each other and then falling in love (HATE HATE THIS PLOT)
• Different kind of folks changing a community
• Making over the Beast
• Small Town- Small Minded
• Someone's past humbling them
• Underdog wins
• Huge misunderstanding- slap stick
• A love comes from the past
• A lie that separates people in a relationship
• Someone tries to set their friend up with a woman/man and ends up falling in love with them
  

Travel Tips for Those Who Want to Avoid Wiping Their Ass With the Cardboard of a Toilet Paper Roll

A few days ago I took a wee trip to Campmor on route 17 with my sister, Vanessa. We both agreed that route 17 is an horror of a vortex that places no mercy on your soul. All the time...not just sometimes...I want to make a simple left turn...but not here...not on route 17...the highway of absolute idiocy.

Campmor is a store that sells outdoor supplies such as: tents, sleeping bags, hiking boots, etc. When we left the store I thought about my TRAVEL TIP LIST. I had created this list last year when I returned from living in Italy for 4 months. When my friend Emily went abroad to Thailand, she took a look at these tips and here they are for your viewing pleasure!

1. Always use a bag that has wheels on the bottom. (I thought this was really dorky at first, but I had to get over it when my back pains started talking to me in Spain.)


2. Wear comfortable shoes


3. If you are traveling in a city where you want to see things during the day and go out at night bring a bag that is big enough to fit things in, but small enough so it won't be annoying to lug around at night.


4. If you choose to buy a cell phone, purchase one that is easy to navigate through. (I ended up running out of euro after one conversation because the voice that was speaking to me was speaking Chinese, literally.)


5. Have an adapter with a USB, out of country plug, and other... all in one.


6. Bring your passport everywhere in a separate passport case.


7. Write down the money you spend. (You may start wanting to steal from your friends if you don't do this...just kidding...but not really)


8. Stay warm and hydrated...OR ELSE YOU WILL BE CRANKY


9. Double check plane, train, and bus information before getting on (Lets just say I thought the gate number was the train's number)


10. Bring raincoat,advil, hand sanitizer, and toilet paper...so you don't have to wipe your ass with your hand and if you do you can clean it off!


11. If you wear contacts....always have solution with you!


12. Bring a bath towel to hostels


13. DO NOT PAY FOR ANY TOURS! Especially of the Coliseum!


14. If you want to party, but don't want to spend a lot of money at bars and clubs, buy cheap alcohol before you go out and bring a flask!

There you are...my words of ultimate wisdom. Yea, I know feeling enlightened by the information given through a list is a pretty great feeling. Enjoy it.

Communicators

This is how I feel when I try to communicate with idiots...

Waaaaaabulance

I need a Waaaabulance...and a job. If you happen to find one just it send it right on over to me in a leather box with a red bow on it. Sometimes people find them right under their bed or in the trunk of their car, but others have to search...Let me know if you stumble upon the right one for me.

Bubbies Mochi Icecream

I have fallen in love with Mochi icecream. Best texture. I found them at Whole Foods. They are these tiny rice pads with icecream inside. I want to just mush them on my face! Shout out to Maya for introducing me to them!

I am going to start a sleeping bag line called "Squishy Pads" and they are going to be lined with Mochi balls. Everyone will want one.

My Lists

This is my first post...short and sweet. I am a 22 year old dancer who loves to make lists and throw water on the people I love. This blog will hopefully keep you laughing. I will intermittently post lists from the hundreds I have made. The rest of the time "LIVin' in Lists" will be random and funny.