This is how I feel when I try to communicate with idiots...
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Quotes from a pretentious poetry class
- "Has anyone ever taken a nap with a bird? Because I have and it is great!"
- "Oh, ok I understand now. Is this poem about when the U.S. went off the gold standard?"
- "I have such mixed feelings about John Brown."
- "Does anyone know the history of Mercury?"
- Professor: "What year did the French take over?" Student: "Oh, 1066"
- "Does anyone have a book of rhetorical phrases on hand?"
A Masterpiece
Celebrities Spotted
- Dallas Roberts
- Jane Krakowski
- Mamie Gummer
- Cynthia Nixon
- Penn Badgley
- Alia Shawkat
- Yael Stone
- Peter Dinklage
- Ralph Fiennes
- Zach Woods
- William Hurt
- Juliette Lewis
- Brian Kerwin (Subway)
- Jane Lynch (NYC)
- Liv Tyler (NYC)
- David Constabile (Park Slope-Brooklyn)
- Thomas McKarthy (Park Slope-Brooklyn)
- T.R. Knight (Williamsburg- Brooklyn)
- Jesse Eisenberg (NYC)
- Fiona Shaw (NYC)
- Philip Seymour Hoffman (NYC)
- Katie Holmes (NYC)
- Margaret Colin (NYC)
- Sally Field (NYC)
- Zak Orth (Brooklyn)
- Isiah Whitlock Jr. (NYC)
- Soleil Moon Frye (NYC)
- Judy Greer (NYC)
- Scott Adsit (Long Island City- Queens)
- Jodie Foster (Long Island City-Queens)
- Wallace Shawn (NYC)
- Alex Karpovsky (Brooklyn)
- Alan Cumming (Brooklyn)
- Adam Brody (NYC)
- Nadia Dajani (NYC)
- Keira Knightley (NYC)
- Hillary Swank (NYC)
- Josh Hamilton (NYC)
- Jeremy Sisto (NYC)
- John Cameron Mitchell (NYC)
- Ellie Kemper (Manhattan- H&M)
- Michael Emerson (Manhattan)
- Pedro Almodovar (Brooklyn)
- Michael J. Fox (Event in Manhattan)
- Michael C. Hall (Brooklyn)
- Joey Lauren Adams (Brooklyn)
- Chef Ramsey (New Orleans)
- Joseph Gordon Levitt (New Orleans)
- Dylan Baker (NYC)
- Cameron Diaz (NYC...The Gap)
- Teyona Anderson (NYC)
- Anna Chlumsky (Brooklyn)
- Rachel Blanchard (NYC)
- Ted Danson (NYC)
- Jim Gaffigan (I spotted him taking pictures of the performance art piece I was in...NYC)
- A Baldwin Brother (West Nyack, New York)
- Huey Lewis (Boston)
- Ben Kingsley (New Paltz, New York)
- Peter Sarsgaard (twice in Brooklyn)
- Maggie Gyllenhaal (3 times...Brooklyn and NYC)
- Dee Dee Kahn (Haworth, New Jersey)
- Paul Dano (2 times. Once in NYC and the second time in New Orleans on the set of a film)
- Natalie Portman (stood in front of me through an entire concert and then asked me where the garbage was...NYC)
- Philip Bosco (lives in my home town)
- Justin Kirk (JFK airport)
- Nigel Barker (NYC)
- Debra Wilson (Santa Barbara, CA)
- Keri Russel (NYC)
- Amy Smart (Los Angeles)
- Carla Gugino (NYC)
- Kevin Spacey (NYC)
- Dax Shepard (NYC)
- Naima Mora (NYC)
- Jennifer Carpenter
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