MOST PEOPLE LIKE AND I DON'T

• Coffee
• Sporting events
• Beer
• Mayonnaise
• Manicures/Pedicures
• Arrested Development
• Museums with modern art
• Bar crawls
• Cruises
• Scrabble
• Karaoke
• Board games
• Gambling
• Red bull
• Snoozing an alarm
• Small dogs

Quote From a Seven Year Old

Me- "Ew. Why does it smell like-

7 year old- "Cat throw up?"

Me- "yea"

7 year old- points to floor at actual cat vomit

Me- "Why hasn't anyone cleaned it up?"

7 year old- "Because my dad is lazy and my mom lives across the street!"